Brokenhearted in Bakersfield
5 - OH, GROW UP
“Come on in and see our
babies,” Hippie Mary invited me into their little Breezy River DeLuxe mobile
home. Owen was with me following close
behind. We crowded into the tiny living
room that was liberally decorated with macramé hangings fabricated from
seashells and Native American beads, while the scent of patchouli oil hung in the
air as thick as tar. Hippie Mary guided
us across the sloped living room floor into a bathroom conveniently located a
few steps from the kitchenette.
Obviously Chet was used to ducking out of the way of all the hangings,
but Owen had to battle his way while I ducked the swinging remains. Hippie Mary folded open the tiny door to the
bath and backed herself into the adjoining bedroom so we could get a view of
the seedlings.
Owen and me squeezed our heads into the bitty room and saw strung over the
sink-and-toilet combo an orange electrical extension cord with a bare 150-watt
bulb hanging about a few inches above a collection of plastic cups, each cup
possessing a thriving green sprout of natural fibers.
Hippie Mary said, “Now would be a good time for our babies to leave home and
start growing up on their own.”
I gave Hippie Mary an encouraging nod when I noticed Owen nodding too, and I
realized Owen was intending to enlist in our hemp business without even asking.
“Come back around midnight,” Hippie Mary said.
“There’s a ditch out there that needs filling.”